Jack Bauer is amazing!

I found this. If you dont know who Jack is, stop reading this NOW and go watch some 24. You'll understand.

Top 21 Jack Bauer Facts...

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.

Jack Bauer has no friends, because as a child when he would play cops and robbers, the robbers would all be interogated and killed.

After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.

On Jack Bauers Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependants.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"

Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people cause he ran out of bullets. Jack told him he only killed 93 people cause he ran out of people. Then Jack snapped Chuck Norris' neck into 24 pieces.

Jack Bauer can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip. Don't tell Jack what he can't do.

As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar... and Jack Bauer is going to find out why...

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.

Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.